April 2010
“It’s always the girls with the shiny shirts who can’t really...”
– roommate (in the context of watching a student dance showcase)
i'll have the conversation, scrambled, to go...
Me: now only how to get rid of it.... unfortunately my roommate constantly reminds me that manslaughter is not the solution
12: 34amBen: smart roomie, it's totally thievery
12: 35amMe: ahhh, how did i not see that, it makes so much sense, haha the fact that im actually considering it is showing my lack if morals, in plotting REVENGE
12: 36amBen: rofl
12: 36amMe: i sincerely hope you are rolling on the floor laughing, because that is the most entertaining image ahha
12: 38amBen: I imagine you with a hat, and twirly mustache, cackling evilly, while twirling said mustache
12: 39amMe: WELL MY FRIEND YOU ARE IMAGINING REALITY!
you know too much
12: 39amBen: OH MY GOD
12: 39amMe: i might have to kill you,my awesome night life persona has been revealed
and people cant keep important secrets like these
12: 41amMe: i will give you a three second head start
12: 42amBen: ...OH MY GOD
12: 42amMe:you'd think this hat would only slow me down...but IT HAS PROPELLERS
12: 43amBen: oh dear. ohhhh dear. oh dearie me oh dearness.
12: 43amMe: my mustache looks great as im flying above the city
12: 45amMe: and dont you dare ever forget my trusty sidekick...the vacuum... also helps with air travel
12: 46amBen: o_0
12: 46amMe: BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID
12: 48amMe:and yet you still aren't running... silly ben taking my hints for granted
12: 52amBen: too tired for running.
takes too much effort.
need a laugh..or a moment of *tilts head to the... →
completely inappropriate..& HILARIOUS.. something about the randomness of this makes me want to find this FIRELAND, the other part of me (the part that mostly concerned with not finishing my history paper and skipping starting a celebratory big bang marathon) knows that this encounter would just end up on national news, captioned something like “crazy vs crazy: twitter hermit attacks sf...
